TBD Comedy

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moresoulthanasockwithahole:

Mitch.

Mitch Hedberg :)

sw0rdswall0wingwh0re:

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“My friend said I should join a Fun Run. You know for charity. But I laughed in his face. The words ‘fun’ and ‘run’ should never be seen together. It’s like someone with a lump on his head going “hey, look at my humor tumor!” It’s inappropriate.”—Ardal O’Hanlan

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felicity-avenal:

Yes. This. I really can accept it isn’t butter. Why do advertisers think it’s so hard for us to comprehend that people are making a substance similar to butter, that isn’t actually butter. A lot of crazy unbelievable shit goes on in this world and butter like substances are not one of them.